#this movie is the MOST unhinged

[toby-du-coeur]

pt 5 scorch trials liveblog

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this is the scariest scene in the entire trilogy 2. girl WHY ARE YOU STANDING UP have you no idea of weight distribution fucking scoot across the glass -

brenmas together: - not platonic not romantic but a secret third thing {cinematic dumbassery. running away from the light to stare at oncoming Cranks for 30 seconds, standing on cracking glass, etc. etc.}. she truly said i can make him worse - r e a l l y commit to the screaming

i don't blame you, blonde katniss everdeen lookin girl, thomas is very cute and rumpled in this scene i like this whole bit it's sort of hot. and has such manic hunger games Capitol energy

again with the shucking fairy lights!

this old dude with glasses just.. chillin 😂

does this count as a brenderesa kiss? because they were.. alternately kissing thomas? it's a brenderesa kiss in my heart

thomas' heart rn all angst ugly crying

heart to heart in the bi lighting. iconic

brenda just lounging there like a fuckin roman empress watching her found father punch the shit outta this guy

he really does have the apocalypse' most punchable face tho

teresa listening in like ooh i smell betrayal inspiration

they're like oh he's UNHINGED unhinged. father figure acquired

p sure this is the first time he's smiled in the whole damn film also very newt-like tongue behaviour from newt

[pandadrake]

HR Violation.

Miguel holding Spider-cat and letting the intrusive thoughts win.

[plaguedocboi]

Monsters vs Aliens really is a wild movie. Like imagine you get abducted by the SCP Foundation but the only other things there are Seth Brundle, The Blob, an Innsmouth Fishman, and Godzilla. And then you have to save the world together. Who came up with this plot and can we please do a collab

[pianokantzart]

Do you think it was a bit sad that in the first Mario movie, Mario himself had very little in the way of interactions with Bowser? Bowser is Mario's arch frenemy, yet in the movie Mario spends a lot more time bickering with Donkey Kong.

To me, Mario and Bowser have one of the most interesting hero/villain relationships and I just wanna know if they would ever try and tackle the age old question of "Why does Mario trust Bowser enough to invite him to golfing tournaments?" and try to answer that in a way that makes sense.

Not really. I think their relationship is good groundwork to expand upon in future movies, but wasn't crucial to the first movie's plot.

The thing is, Mario and Bowser in the games are an old and well-established rivalry at this point, with an undercurrent of mutual respect between them despite everything that goes on between their kingdoms.

In the movie, Mario is nothing to Bowser except an annoying interloper vying for Peach's affection; a height-deficient nobody who's utterly beneath him.

Because of this, Bowser attempts to leave the dirty work of disposing of Mario to his soldiers, and ends up playing more the role he took in the early Mario games, that being "looming presence you never really fight until the final act."

Plus, it's worth mentioning that Movie Bowser ranks a little higher on the "evil" scale than his game counterpart. Even if Mario and Bowser end up interacting more in future installments (which I definitely hope they do), I wouldn't count on them being frenemies.

Maybe hesitant allies if the situation is dire enough, but keep in mind Bowser tried to incinerate Luigi for no real reason other than sheer spite.

He is NOT getting an invitation to race go-karts.

[leche-flandom]

So I took the kid to see The Wild Robot

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Headcanon that since they live in a self aware musical Angel will use it to his advantage to fuck with people

He'll start playing music to see what the strangest thing he can get people to sing is

Everyone figures out what he's doing pretty fast but he keeps doing it because Alastor and Lucifer seem to have made it a competition to try and get each other to say the most embarrassing shit and neither of them will back down

The worst song he's gotten them to sing along to is Daisy by Ashnikko

This left multiple people dead, even more people traumatized, and got Angels music privileges restricted (in his defense he really thought this one would stump them)

He does feel kinda bad for Charlie but the horrified looks of Vaggie and Husks faces make everything worth it

(also Cherri and Nifty think it's hilarious)

[drrav3nb]

TRAVIS FIMMEL as Desmond Hart DUNE: PROPHECY | E02 - Two Wolves

There are things that I can do. Beautiful, terrible things...I am still a solider, I am at your mercy and your command. Why not let me show you how I would humble those who tried to take from you, or sway you with corrupt counsel?

[reedsues]

CLARK KENT & THE SUN SUPERMAN: MAN OF TOMORROW

[ghostwith]

I present to you rivals to lovers Emmrich Volkarin.

Absolutely furious, ranting and raving at Rook half mad before kissing them roughly.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

your mcavoy!charles is so incredibly squishable to me i just. like. the way everyone was talking about comics erik using comics charles’ waist as a stress toy? that’s how i feel about your mcavoy!charles but with literally all of him. i want to click and drag him at the corners to compress him like a photoshop layer. i want to put him in a hydraulic press and watch him pop in it. i want to melt him in my toaster oven<3 <- i am normal and can be trusted around fictional characters

hello Perfectly Normal And Hinged Xmen Fan anon sometimes people call me snap its lovely to meet you :)

[ragnarokhound]

For the au ask game!

OKAY I wanted specifically to get to the pokemon au from the ask you sent, it's been cooking a bit so it's time to see what comes out of the oven, so... @azol-otl ty for the ask!

Crossover au's are all about the fused worldbuilding for me and speculating on how characters from universe A would fit into universe B heehee hoohoo - and for Batfam especially it's fun to think about the equivalent of their roles as vigilantes! What kind of people have the same level of celebrity, the same sideways seeking of justice?

Naturally this leads you to the gym leaders because a) it's the most fun and b) they are like. Quasi-law enforcement/educators/professional athletes depending on how you try to translate the innate child's perspective on the pokemon universe into something that makes sense as an adult lol ilu pokemon. [insert 'compels me though' gif here]

SO with this in mind, here's 5 fun facts (that are mostly backstory lmao) from a jaytim pokemon au I would write

I'm deeply ill about pokemon so this one goes under the cut lol:

Jason Todd used to be the Champion. He won the role after Dick Grayson quit a year or two before (Dick had been getting older and chafing under the League rules - meaning he'd been chafing under how Bruce ran the League) and was a fierce competitor who didn't believe in going easy on anyone. His Houndoom was a force to be reckoned with, and despite running a mostly Dark-type team, his Honchkrow cleaned up anyone thinking their Fighting-types could sweep. He looked after the League and Gotham with a cocky, self-assured attitude and the win record to back it up. .

Jason disappeared suddenly at the age of 15. Many assumed him dead, after a Rocket (Or whatever Gotham themed gang name we want to go with lol could be Team Joker) bombing in the area he'd last been seen, but he's officially declared missing. Bruce Wayne took back the duties of interim Champion as he once did for Dick Grayson, but he's not quite the mentor he once was. It's obvious he's grieving, and that he doesn't want to mentor any more twelve year olds. Dick signed up to be a Gym Leader shortly after this, returning from his trip about a year early to help out in the chaos following Jason's disappearance. .

Enter Tim Drake. Tim's gym challenge wasn't all that interesting in the circuit at first; he had a rocky start and had to retake a few gym challenges. He wasn't exactly sweeping on his first try every time like Jason had done. He didn't have the meteoric rise that caught the Champion's attention early, didn't get one-on-one mentorship or face-to-face meetings, cautionary advice and congratulations all rolled into one from Bruce Wayne himself - but Tim had patience and grit, and he paid attention. He was gunning for the Championship, and it wasn't just so he could prove himself. Team Rocket/Joker was still out there, and Bruce needed all the help he could get. He was always better for Gotham when he had a Robin. .

Dick had been nicknamed Robin for his all-Flying-type team and especially his Natu-then-Xatu; Jason followed up with his Murkrow-then-Honchkrow; Tim's Rookidee was one among many (Robin-esque pokemon were popularized by Dick and the trend remains through Tim's day) so he wasn't considered a possible Robin successor until it was a Corvisquire and he was about to face Dick Grayson himself, a badge away from Victory Road. By then, Tim and his team were a well-oiled machine (he runs mostly Steel-types lol but also Normal-types for the unexpected adaptability and the 'underestimate my rattata i dare you it's in the top peRCENTAGE--' of it all. FEAR.), and his loss-record had all but frozen while his win-record ticked higher and higher. .

Shit finally goes down about three years after Tim has become Champion and all but bullied Bruce into mentoring him (he basically said 'if you don't watch me, i'll go find Team Rocket/Joker on my own' and triggers all of Bruce's child endangerment traumas simultaneously) and the mysterious Rocket/Joker leader Red Hood shows up, bringing the gang out of the shadows in pursuit of a hidden agenda. Identity shenanigans and "wait is that a Houndoom? But he's only been using Ghost-types, it CAN'T be..." and heel-face turns abound. .

(BONUS FACT: Something something, Jason went into deep cover with Looker or whoever he is, that Interpol guy from X & Y (WAIT. LOOKER MIGHT ACTUALLY BE TALIA AL GHUL IN THIS AU HOHOHO), infiltrating the Rocket/Joker gang and going public as Red Hood is the first step in the last phase of the sting. Cue a million tense Jaytim interactions in which Tim is legitimately trying to take Red Hood down and Jason desperately tries to shake him so that he doesn't do anything that forces Jason to blow his cover. There is at least one 'tugged into a tight space to hide them both from the actual bad guys, "wait, did you just HELP me...?" "Think whatever you want, babybird"' interaction because I am a slut for the first sprinkles of a redemption arc that is rife with UST fufufu)

[mansplainmanipulatemalewife]

Bullet train fanfiction is in shambles I love Tangerine as much as the next guy but sometimes you just need to see a middle-aged alcoholic and a morally bankrupt teenager locked in eternal combat

[moodlevoodle]

my predictions for 2025:

jerry seinfeld announces the bee movie 2 and there’s a disturbing bee/human hybrid baby they try to make cute

live action remake of the lorax starring timothee chalamet as the lorax

fbi arrests mr beast

harry styles and obama make a video where they parody the hobama ship to promote harry’s new album

a movie is made based heavily off of sold to one direction fanfiction with 1d lookalikes and everyone hates it

omegaverse movie gets made with a budget of 19 billions dollars. everyone hates it

jeff bezos gets lost in space

some small tiktoker does a super a elaborate stunt to get famous where he pretends the atoms is his arm fuses with a building and he refuses to move or amputate which sparks controversy on twitter on whether or not the building is now a part of his body and if it’s ethical for us to except him to amputate. he immediately loses all the followers he gained when he reveals himself

jk rowling releases an 8th harry potter book where there’s a detailed sex scene with dumbledore

elon musk gives up and deletes twitter at the end the year

[caterpillarinacave]

❤️ natm

“❤: Which character do you think is the most egregiously mischaracterized by the fandom?”

I think overall the fandom does a pretty good job on characterization; it’s usually just things that are consistently slightly off.

However, weirdly, I gotta say people get Larry wrong a lot? Like, he’s a lot funnier than we give him credit far. And a lot snarkier, and a lot weirder. 

He is absolutely Tired Dad Keeping Everyone Else AliveTM but he also is absolutely as chaotic as every one of the exhibits???

He has zero clue what he’s doing. No plan whatsoever, he just figures it out as he goes. His knee jerk reaction in conversation is fucking with the other person. His boss yells at him and he goes straight to “snarky as humanly possible” despite it being his first day. He is so peevish. He could not do long division to save his life. He’s probably the only one in the whole museum who’s monolingual. He is amazingly competent. He’s unhinged and we need to give him credit for that.

[cyle-stuff]

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen Matpat shipped with a fnaf character I’ve have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

[rorydrawsandwrites]

I don't know how to say this without sounding mildly full of myself (because that is NOT the way I intend it), but

The more we've been shown of the upcoming Spudsy's episode the more I'm silently satisfied with how apparently on point some things are in Hedonism City (an AU I've been fleshing out for months)